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Comedy Bouncers

Do you want something different to offer your clients? Well this is it!
A normal night on the doors and the first thing your guests will see as they arrive is ‘The Security Guards’ – Steve Jones and Norman Bush.

With a strict policy of ‘no weapons and ‘strictly no guns’ your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.

‘The Security Guards’ will continue with the service as they show your guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.

The Security Guards : Testimonials | Previous Clients | Book for your event

Something unique and different to offer

Start your night with a guaranteed laugh

They will fool anyone

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Here’s what The Security Guards’s clients said:

It was a fabulous evening and the security guards (!) were brilliant, especially as some guests were not quite sure if they were a joke or not! Great guys. Do thank them for me and I will certainly recommend you to our friends who are all turning 40 over the forthcoming months.
Private Client

You fooled everyone with the security guards, one of my friends was convinced that P Diddy was coming!
Private Client


The Security Guards’s Previous Clients:

Knight Frank
University of London
Judd Farris Recruitment

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