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The Security Guards – Comedy Bouncers | London| UK

The Security Guards

Do you want something different to offer your clients? Well this is it!
A normal night on the doors and the first thing your guests will see as they arrive is ‘The Security Guards’ – Steve Jones and Norman Bush.

With a strict policy of ‘no weapons and ‘strictly no guns’ your guests will have to pass though our metal detector. With searches and body planting, your night is guaranteed to start with a laugh.

‘The Security Guards’ will continue with the service as they show your guests to their seats with a seven million candle powered lamp, on the spot searches will reveal more unidentified objects.


” It was a fabulous evening and the security guards (!) were brilliant, especially as some guests were not quite sure if they were a joke or not! Great guys. Do thank them for me and I will certainly recommend you to our friends who are all turning 40 over the forthcoming months. ”
– Private Client

“You fooled everyone with the security guards, one of my friends was convinced that P Diddy was coming!”
-Private Client

Previous Clients Include:

Knight Frank
University of London
Judd Farris Recruitment

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Want to book a performer, or just find out more? Give us a call on +44 (0)208 8291140 or use our online contact form via the button below.