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Professor Crump is a wonder standing eight foot tall in his magnificent top hat. He has appeared extensively both in England and abroad in galas, theatres, TV, festivals and corporate events.

His character is well known in London having welcomed and entertained many visitors to famous landmarks – the Royal Albert Hall, Millennium Dome and at major events – London Marathon, Lord Mayor’s Show.

Equally he is popular abroad in countries such as Malta, Kuwait, Germany, Iceland and recently the VW annual ball in St Petersburg – Russia.

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Quick-fire jokes from start to finish including a variety of unusual props and gags

Has appeared extensively both in England and abroad in galas, theatres, TV, festivals and corporate events

Builds a humorous rapport with his audience aided by his stilt-bike

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Here’s what Professor Crump – Clown’s clients said:

“Many thanks for your help, the event went down brilliantly despite the odd bit of rain..Professor Crump was a big hit with all the kids and some adults :-)…Thanks again!!!”

Children & Parents Carnival Association (via Contraband)

“Everything went great…both kids and adults loved Professor Crump who was very professional and smiled the whole way through.”


“The party was fabulous. I have to say that Professor Crump was amazing he really went that extra mile to entertain both the children and adults. His props were really fun,a big hit with the children and even the balloon poodles he made for one of the adult guests went down a treat. We will definitely be in touch in the future.”

Private Client

“Paul has the potential to become a cult figure.”

The Scotsman

“I had many compliments from the guests, you are a great performer”

Private Wedding

“You were the highlight of the party and whatever else I got wrong you were the right choice for that night”

National Deaf Children’s Society

“A fine entertainer’”

The Times

“We received many compliments about the event and you were in the top two-along with the soup!”

Private Client

“He mixed and mingled with the crowd who absolutely loved him”

Tour de Tnedrig Cycle Ride

”Just a quick note to say thank you very much for your help with the booking of Professor Crump at our event last night. The party was a great success and the Prof was the star of the show – he was hilarious and I was particularly impressed with his balloon modelling and juggling skills! I’ve attached a couple of pics of the event for you and would be most grateful if you could forward my thanks and appreciation for his entertainment.”

International Underwriting Association


Professor Crump – Clown’s Previous Clients:

Circus Krone
VW Ball
London Palladium
Barnum, The Circus Musical
Victoria Palace
Millennium Dome
Albert Hall
Earls Court
Ideal Home Show
Thames Barrier
London Zoo
Wembley Halls
Royal Festival Hall
Alexandra Palace
Baby and Toddler Show
Lancombe Show
London Arena
Royal Academy
Natural History Museum
Wembley Football Ground
West Ham Football Ground
London to Brighton Bike Event
Oval Cricket Ground
London Marathon
Three Counties Show
Stranrear Agriculture Show
Folkstone Air Show
Llandovery Carnival
Caterham Carnival
Lymm Carnival
Finchley Carnival
Devices Medieval Fair
Odiham Millennium Fair
Southen Christmas Fair
Circus World Championship
NEC Birmingham
Alton Towers
Chessington World of Adventures
Thorpe Park
Edinburgh Fringe Festival
Pandemonium Visions Ltd
Unusual Services
Banana Split
Hamleys Toy Shop
Fastgold Digital Telecom

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