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The Cockney Tourists – Comedy Act | UK

The Cockney Tourists

Tom and Colin are good old salt of the Earth, lovable East End cockney geezers. Truth is they don’t get out of London much. In fact this is their first time!

Having won a competition in “The Sun” newspaper to attend your event, in your town, they are completely beside themselves with happiness. Enjoy the delights of watching these two lads as they marvel at all the new and exciting things they find on their first trip away.

Forever on the lookout for a good photo to take home and show the family! Always after a bit of sunshine to top up the ever reddening tan and happy to give their own unique tanning tips and tricks!

Standard Length of Performance:

3 x 30 minute sets.


“Ridiculous and sublime”
– Glastonbury Festival

“Completely mad! Completely brilliant!”
– Brighton Festival

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