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Bert the Clown isn’t just any old clown! He sweeps the stage with his balancing broom, blows giant bubbles and even throws in a bit of comedy magic. Watch out for the escaping zombie ball and tickley feather duster!

Bert is also great at walkabout with balloons, juggling and improptu short shows, as well as meet and greet on his tiny vintage bicycle.

Bert’s gentle clown show was written for children between 3 and 8 years old. Bert can entertain at your home or party venue and is certain to make it a day to remember. Bert will spend an hour (or two) at your party, performing his show and making everyone a balloon model to take home. His 30 minute Circus Show includes giant bubbles, spectacular juggling and comedy magic. Party bags are available on request. Even if you think you don’t like clowns, you are sure to love Bert.

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Bert’s gentle clown show is written for children between 3 and 8 years old

His shows include giant bubbles, spectacular juggling and comedy magic

Can entertain at your home or party venue and is certain to make it a day to remember

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Here’s what Bert – Clown’s clients said:

Thanks so much for a brilliant afternoon! I’m not sure who enjoyed it more, the children or the adults…”

Harvington Prep School

“Thank you so much for putting on a wonderful show for my son’s 5th birthday. Lots of laughter had by all.”

Private Client

“Thanks for today, the kids were in stitches from the beginning, they really loved it.”

Private Client

“Bert, thank you so much for making our 2012 Christmas party the best and most relaxed I’ve ever known. Please consider yourself booked for next year!”

Private Client

“The children loved you, all feedback was very positive, many thanks.”

Goodrich Primary School

‘Very good and popular playing to a crowd of two hundred’.

Brighton & Hove Council

‘Thanks for your enthralling performance, we have had wonderful feedback’.

Hackney Music Development Trust


Bert -Clown’s Acts:

Circus Skills Workshop

Bert’s Circus Skills Workshops make a great party for older children, and are fantastic for team-building and away days. Workshops can be customised to the age of participants and time available. Try your hand at diablo, juggling, flower sticks, plate-spinning and balancing. Start the Day by watching Bert’s Master Class, come away with new skills, and make your own Circus Routine. A great end of term treat with strong links to the national curriculum.

Fire Show

Bert’s Fire Show has been booked for weddings, celebrations and garden parties, and brings something extra special to your event. fire juggling, baton twirling, devil stick, fire ropes and a sparkling finale makes for a very special evening indeed.
My cabaret character offers short shows for adults, featuring magic, fire and juggling.


Bert Clown’s Previous Clients:

London Zoo
Willow Children’s Centre
Glastonbury Kidz Field
Bristol Old Vic
Windsor Arts Centre
Horniman Museum
Croissant Neuf Circus
The Royal Parks
Chats Palace
Cheltenham Everyman
Wandsworth Council
Hackney Music Development Trust
Harvington Prep School

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